Jon4Lakers fun posts

@Jon4lakers is having a contest he is giving away an xbox 360. All you have to do is post... anything you want at www.technobuffalo.com I mean anything as long as it's clean. So I decided to have a little fun with the post and just do random stores off the top on my head. So I figured that I would re-post these very short stores lol (don't mind the spelling, they where very quick posts):

Story 1:
John sat on the beheaded corpse of an enemy and looking out over the battlefield. It was a long hard fight but his team finally won. John took a deep breath, inhaling the stench of decay and blood. He found it quite interesting that this alien species took sport in watching two different races fight to the death. He wondered to himself... is this what I was made for? Is this the type of life I'm meant to live? He heard one of his comrades come up behind him "Hey John, that was one nasty fight. I thought we were all going to die till you did what you did." Till I did what I did rang in his mind...

Story 2:
"With each dieing breath I breath I will fight till the essence of my being fades away into the black and my lifeless body drops at your feet." John was always a poet when it came to dark dismal epilogue. Even in the face of death he was overly dramatic. The creature squatted in a dark corner of the room looking at John through beady red veined eyes. John tried to see past the darkness but the creature positioned itself in such a way to take advantage of the shadows. All John could see was blood shot eyes looking at him. No other sound came from the corner but John knew this creature well. He had fought against their kind. He could picture the hunched back, elongated arms and short powerful legs. John had just stepped out of the shower, he had a towel wrapped around himself. His children could be heard playing in the den. He stood frozen in place the creature was wateing for him. "So what do you want?" John asked "Do you have a message for me or have you been sent to kill me?"......

Story 3:
"give me the game pad!" Jon screamed at his younger sibling, his face turning red with rage. "you've been on the xbox for over 3 hours!" He stood up with his hand on his hips trying to display an air of authority but rather looking like an out of control child.

"What do you mean I've been on for over 3 hours?" his younger brother retorted not taking his eyes off Black Ops. "3 hours is nothing compared to when you were on for 29 hours straight and pissin in that jar you have hidden under your bed."

Jon's anger swelled at that comment and he lost all control. "If I can't play neither can you!" he quickly grabbed the xbox and threw it at the 52 inch screen. "Awwww crap!" Jon screamed, before he could gain control of his anger the xbox slipped from his fingers, like slow motion he watched it go through the screen.

Jon's younger brother sat with wide eyes, in shock from what he just witnessed. "Dad's going to kill you when he get's home from working his part time job."

Jon knew what that TV meant to his father. He worked a part time job cleaning port-o-potties for the homeless just to pay for that TV. Jon ran upstairs and started packing his bags.

Jon's younger brother followed him upstairs. "where are you going?"

"Away from here!" Jon heard the confusion in his brothers voice. "I have 3 hours before he get's home, I'll be long gone by then."

Post 4:
Jon and Kim left the restaurant, they had only 10 min. before the bus showed up.

"It was cold outside." Kim said. It was cold outside, the temperature was -10 degrees. "I wish this bus would hurry up and get here!" Kim complained about everything, the food they ate, the waiter, the people in the restaurant and now the cold.

"Look" Jon said with a sly look in his eye, he was tired of hearing her complain "The food was good, the waiter did his best... I know it's cold out here but your going to have to suck it up. I can't help it our car is down and you did not want to cook so we had to go out to eat."

"Just shut up." Kim replied "You know it's that time of the month and I don't feel like hearing your mouth! When I get home I'm calling my mom to come pick me up, I can't live with you anymore."

Thank God! Jon Thought to himself. I'm happy to see her go! She was a leach anyway. Jon decided to have some fun with her. "Look I'm sorry" He was lying, he was not sorry. "I know it's cold. Why don't you stand behind me, the food gave me bad gas..." He was enjoying this "The smell may be real bad but the heat will warm you up."

Kim lost it. Jon took a hard right across his face. "You sick excuse for a human being!" Blood trickled form Jon's lip. She knocked a tooth loose and his head was spinning. Kim stomped off headed back to the restaurant. It was worth the pain to see her go.